I miss my friends. I miss my room. I miss my dog.
So you wouldn't be opposed to a submission of my butt? Jockstrap or no jockstrap?
Oh, no thank you! A butt is only as good as the person it’s attached to and I know nothing about you. But I appreciate the offer.
Scale of 1-10 how much do you like butts?
There is no scale that can contain my appreciation for butts.
What is your sexual orientation? I can never tell.
If I had to pick, I’d say pansexual.
I swear to god, if one more person tells me how skinny I look, I’m going to flip out.
"We Palestinians don’t talk about fear, we talk about death. Our rockets scare them; their rockets kill us. We have no bomb shelters, we have no sirens, we have nowhere we can take our children and keep them safe. They are scared. We are dying."